Words of Wisdom from Douglas Adams
A commom mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
The major diffference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
No that’s perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.