Abandon all hope, ye who press ENTER here.
Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.
The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.
When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon…
…you just have to outrun the halfling.
I don’t know what to do- we’ve never had a plan get this far.
A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.
Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers.
Do you want to tell me what’s bothering you or would you like to break some more furniture?
Assimilate this!
Klingons do not “pursue relationships.” They conquer that which they desire.
And remember, none of us is as dumb as all of us.