Josef is 9

My firstborn turns 9 today. Just four more years and he’ll be a teenager. Seven more years and he gets his driver’s license. Nine more years and he can vote, buy cigarettes (which he WON’T do, but he’ll be legally able to), he’ll be a senior in high school and getting ready to go out into the real world.
Kids grow up pretty fast it seems. Which mean I’m getting old pretty fast. I still got quite a ways to go, but I’m getting there much quicker than I thought.
I suppose I better finalize my plans for global domination before I get too old to follow through with them.